Small sets populated by cackling animatronics. He pulls out a flask and listens to music. Take a second to support the Shaken Not Scared Podcast on Buy Me A Coffee! Theres things that like steal the show for sure. You guys covered van Helsing and. Any plot synopsis will make high-concept slasher film The Funhouse Massacre sound way more fun than it actually is. It is fun. And we hear another man recognized her as Mrs. Quinn and lets her in its Robert England playing warding cane. Walter Harris is The Taxidermist". Its like to the point where I just associate lunch and eating with Las burgers, cause she always puts it on the side with her phone. The ranks of the killers include cult fave Clint Howard and the supporting cast includes ex-Children Of The Corn star Courtney Gains and Robert Englund in a pivotal first-act role as the asylum warden who introduces us to the killers. I think Morgan, even its like, why is this on, why does it work, Morgan and Gerardo scream, but then celebrate as they pull Jeffreys face off the stove, theyre disgusted and freak out. Just check it out. Roccos about to swing though. Okay. He even takes the phone off the. The Funhouse Massacre Robert Englund (Actor), Jere Burns (Actor), Andy Palmer (Director) Rated: NR Format: DVD 292 ratings IMDb 5.2/10.0 -51% $741 List Price: $14.98 Prime Video $2.99 Blu-ray $21.73 DVD $7.41 Additional DVD options Edition Discs Price New from Used from DVD June 7, 2016 1 $7.41 $7.41 $4.05 Watch Instantly with Rent Buy Just its uh, like I said, its, fan favorite of mine. Your email address will not be published. Manny has Rocco attack Dennis and drag him away as the killers murder the actors playing them and take over their roles inside the maze. And Del shoots him. I like these characters, like theyre crazy. And then its just like the super melancholy, like TV show music when Morgan and Lori are like, oh, I hope we get the third date. Erick: Id say he won, right? Yeah. Put them in here. So I think Im going to put that up again. He responds saying there are people in there that even God is afraid of. 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My podcast city mentioned, like my wife cant do horror movies, but this was one in one where Im like, no, like its a little gruesome, but you look away and youll enjoy it. And Christina gets excited at the thought of the ghost of the cult being in the halls of the Funhouse. Like I said, like Im bringing a lot of uh, uh, baggage to my rating. What a freaking asshole. And she asks him if he has any idea, whats even going on, they walk off together. And Im like, yeah, I dont Krueger, you know? When he started shooting at civilians, she waits way too alone. they all split up to take a killer on themselves. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. When they realize its electric, they decided to go under, and Morgans the only one who makes it pass because Rocco gets a hold of Jason and starts pushing his face into it. Funhouse Massacre is bright, colourful, gory and fun. Has it been good? Conrad Straker - Impaled on a sword. Hes like for someone who would wear someone elses face on their own face, you seem like a reasonable guy. yeah. Erick: Yeah, It reminds me a lot of the scene in house of a thousand corpses where hes taking them through the attractions of like the local. like only white people would make these jokes. He said it because theres just three of them. Barely that a face has been put onto the body. Joe: yeah. Erick: I dont know where it Quinn comes out and stabs her in the back. He reaches back for her as blood spills out and she asks if its too tight, she twists the battle bar, putting more and more pressure on the wire. Erick: Yeah. Joe: just transplants. The lossless 5.1 stereo track is skillfully mixed and boasts some periodic surround-speaker effects that hit the target nicely. You'll laugh, you'll scream, and you'll have an absolute blast with each scare zone that this killer. Is that his. Drayton is just trying to run a catering service that happens to have human meat in its meals, and the burden of having to get fresh meat while dealing with his wild, dimwitted, maniacal younger brothers weighs heavily on his shoulders. I thought he was going to have more prominent role though. Like it, yeah. for this reason. Just tell it like it is and was. Yeah. I dont know if youve ever watched. Erick: babys not taking the shot because shes taking Zyrtec cause its allergy season. Joe: Okay. Erick: Yeah. When Gerardo saves them by stabbing him in the back, they all run off and make it away. But if Teton has taught us anything, its that an injury to the ear is a very fast. And that he has plenty of Mexican friends and a couple of black friends too. Its fun. Youre like, come on, man. Erick: Yeah. Like, hes like, oh, its my friend, a good position to die in. Erick: I feel like this is one of those things where theres a character, thats a fan favorite. Then it says they were just fuck buddies when men, Erick: Yeah. And apparently hes just playing a character doing this, and he was hired in curse films. This set up everyone with context. Honestly, "The Funhouse Massacre" isn't quite enough of either. Erick: So lets get some more sitch phase. Ill play again. Leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. She goes around the back of his chair and puts the wire, run his neck, suddenly pulling back and ripping at Kings neck. I feel that like, if not enough, people watch dozens of thousands of reviews. Even I liked the movie, so I was good props that, and then, my other fun fact is, uh, a lot of the villains and like how they set it up, where youve mentioned earlier comic book, theyre inspired by Batman and like Arkham. Erick: she shoots him in the head and its like super dramatic. Dave, the DJ guy manual fights back causing kids to let go. I guess that actress was just like Damon used to it. Ill take a shot. They make it out to the courtyard. She gets a call from the news saying that Quinn was a freelancer and was interested in the asylum in town. Laurie is being washed out back and gets jumped scared by two dudes. her depths to. Whos on first joke. Yet somehow the cannibals are living here legally, and Drayton is not happy about the high property taxes. So it gives me that vibe. Like he still shouldnt get her job, but hes. $27.62 (20% off) The duck and the funhouse mirror Classic T-Shirt. Erick: Oh yeah. See with you as always your hosts, Eric and VB. And we get a few moments of him just puking afterward. Morgan. I mean, this whole vibe of the movie. Please login to make requests. Viewers thought the first CHAINSAW had been gory, even though it didnt have much bloodshed. the mid credit. But yeah, its going to happen. they had like a three or four hour doc. Do you have a phone because mine is charging. I feel like, you know, so many different facts about horror, but then its also like a good time. Adam Wingards Face-Off will be a direct sequel to the original, Face-Off: Valentine vs. My Bloody Valentine 2009, Face-Off: It: Part 2 1990 vs. Cause if anyones warned her about the place before they get started and she says she doesnt scare you. Its just like, oh, okay, were doing this now. Hellraiser (1987) WTF Happened to This Adaptation? I mean, shes been there. Christinas just as fucking crazy as queen. The doctor who kid, like thats Doyles voice in real life. Morgan jokes about them surviving saying, what are the odds? I thought it was better than the cursed ones, but it was on Eve of all places so I want to to out season two, also VVI to Yeah. Erick: cause theyre celebrating. Unlike Gunther, Leatherface doesnt get forceful. Every one of the inmates smoking a blunt until the last guy has taken it from him by Rocco who tosses it? Joe: Yeah. Thanks so much for jumping on. By Antisocial Creatives. But they have to ride in the back because he has to keep the inside clean for Rosalina with a starry-eyed look on his face. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various. Erick: All right. Erick: Oh, theres plenty of horror enemy out there. Oh, possibly his last, Erick: We see Jeffrey in the kitchen cutting up fingers and putting them into a soup. What have you been. Erick: And the police office, we see sheriff, Kate reviewed news clippings of the stitch face killer and notices all the victims photos, or like what they saw at the motel. He was in victorious. Erick: We see Lori being treated in an ambulance as paramedics, bringing Kates body. Richie Atterbury - Hanged, accidentally axed in the head by Buzz. Joe: I uh, I hate that. Vivi: Gerardo and the dude on the phone, but as characters still the show scared too. It rips his face, a Bart like his. Now, as soon as she said that, I was like, what is wrong with you? The interactions between these three are frequently hilarious. The Funhouse Massacre Blu-ray delivers stunningly beautiful video and great audio, but overall it's a mediocre Blu-ray release Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local asylum. Harley Quinn, the amount of like way shes supposed to be like on hinged. Yeah. Dennis gets up and says, hes going to Sue the shit out of that. It would have been cool to see like Lori come above it. This is a great time. The Dentist (1996) WTF Really Happened to This Horror Movie? Pace is pretty dire. Like it matters. For the one minute speed run? we recently watched a scary movie for Patrion and doofy is literally. These killers are. Actually, now that you mentioned it, I feel like a lot of B movies have this trope of a cop character, this was the one dopey one. Joe: Yeah, I think they got them for like two days or some shit. I still felt really bad on my Twitter exchange because I tweeted about it. Erick: yeah, you might as well get back, right. We have everyone who weve ever had guests on the show over there, even Joe here, hes going to figure it out. The guy comes out of nowhere and stabs him in the ear with one of his tools. The warden introduces Ms. Quinn to five of the asylum's most notorious serial killer inmates. So uh, yeah, I just really love this movie. The group makes it out as the cops point their guns at them. Allergies have been terrible. Vivi: Watch the scene over again and pay attention to the people in the crowd. And let the group know that Gerardo is taking them to the Funhouse. And the people are like, nah, no way. No, Im so excited to be on this. Erick: He cant even get through his own thoughts and goes inside to find the couple of Christina and Jason coming out of the storage closet. I was going to ask just CG in this, other than like that giant moon by the police, Joe: That, yeah, I think when the, these getting burned by the steam rollers, the CGS coming off of that. Erick: Yeah. Im not thinking, go back to the diner, the diner kids then realize its real and they fight back. She hits him over the back of the head with a gesink and he turns around quickly pushing her against the wall and analyzing her teeth, which I think is cool. And yeah, it, it can be intimidating, but I have found that most people, like, at least the guests Ive had a wide variety of like, once you break the barriers, hopefully everyone has a fun time. Uh, So I get it, Vivi: do you want to talk about what scared low-key about this. And I was like, okay. You did way better than I could ever dream to do, because Im surprised I have a podcast thoughts and. What do we got? Its Halloween night and we see a mysterious woman approaching the Statesville mental hospital. "The Funhouse Massacre." MPAA rating: R for bloody horror violence, gore, language, sexual content, nudity, drug use. And then theyre like, yeah. I found myself noticing throughout the film, oh they thought that was funny. Whos handcuffed himself to his chair because hes just so bored. Joe: Yeah. As he tries to explain what he thinks happened. We havent mentioned that stitch face or whats her name queen in there? And that her makeup, looks terrible Bradford and Walter already have victim strapped down as they get to work. He screams for such a long time and lowers his window. Face-Off: The Funhouse vs. I dont bite Cain says theyre fine. Have you seen Geralds game? Joe: Uh, Yeah. Id give it a 6.5. In The Funhouse Massacre, a group of psychotic serial killers escape an asylum and wreak havoc on a nearby funhouse on Halloween night. HD ClearLOGO . Worse, Begley and Dorian half-assedly try to shame viewers for enjoying the gore all movies like this promise. And I was fortunate where the screened in 20 screens and it was near my house. Joe: get pretty horny, but like not that horny. Joe: Yeah. Thats the diehard I want. Back at the funhouse, Rocco reanimates while inside a body bag. Later on in the movie we see the left arm bandaged up. Like I feel like it fits the moment. Erick: Its plus minus like three, right. Erick: Do you think he would like Harley Quinn? You idiot. And apparently she was very like, oh, finally, I get to like kiss someone on camera. I mean, whenever I like a character, like considerably, like I liked her character a lot. Like as a, just the, why love when movies do the, like the type roll up like that, like kind of like the type of, heres kind of like the conjuring, but its that like that heavy bass song pops, so that works there, but yeah, theres, theres some odd choices here. So you want to watch. All right. Okay. Yeah. TCM2 is one of my favorite movies of all time, among the top tier that I am most passionate about. But she like deserve to kill her. And we see Rocco rip the face off. Christina stays behind to fresh enough while we pan back to Lori and Morgan being awkward while theyre talking, Amanda, the background runs around screaming as hes missing an arm and screaming in pain. Hes insane. The deputy gets made fun of when he tries to go off on them and decides hes just not going to answer the phone anymore for the rest of the night. I feel like maybe it took a lot of inspiration, even from Nick, from new girl. I am super excited. Cool. Jeffery is taking all their tickets and we see a guy on his phone walking, never taking a second to look up. Low-key. Information Studio Petri Entertainment Genre Horror Released 2016 Run Time 1 hr 30 min Rated 18 Gore, strong language Region of Origin And apparently it was just so they could get that exposition in the back. While one says, maybe the news is right about it being in poor taste. Hed probably be like I dont know that youre busy over there cutting heads off, but uh, where are my treats? The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard . This is when Laurie thinks quickly and hits him in the side of the head with a tray, causing the tool to go further into his head and killing him. I actually have the poster signed by the, the cast or the writer and the two writers, which are bumblebee girl and the deputy are married and they wrote the movie. But when we met the people, I was like, all right, well, fucked up people out there. They dont show it. We have to watch it right after. She shuts him up and says she has a fetish for memo. And I was like, no, its the name? Now, Dennis, the boss shows up and yells at the cast. And I, I thought it was really funny. Just kidding. Okay. Even the balls-to-the-wall variety of horror filmmaking can be fun: The Funhouse Massacre is an entertaining throwback to an '80s style of horror, where buckets of blood are mixed with a zippy pace and a cheeky tone that give the proceedings a demented cheerfulness.The Funhouse Massacre begins with a gang of colorful serial killers escaping from a mental institution, a group that includes ex-cult leader Mental Manny (Jere Burns), psycho dentist Dr. Suave (Sebastian Siegel), cannibal chef Animal (E.E. Share to Reddit. Thats a corn. His comic relief has also his own. . is just like, its all serious, Erick: Yeah. Keep tells the group to help as many people as they can and goes off on her own. season one, do you ever check out when they did the same documentaries, but on E. Joe: I only bring the subs. There are many lines that are meant to be funny, and for whatever reason, poor delivery, bad jokes, they just seem to just fall flat. I think we all kind of came to the consensus that a beer is. I made a comment before he right now confirms that thats his daughter. Blader when I have the time. Please login to upload images Uh, Just like a baseball started. I thought he was going to kill the dude right away. Theyre like too, like you could go in, and manipulate them. Joe: better. Is this a joke on Gordon Ramsey? And I think they the actor who played my shadow, who Ive seen in a ton of things, he was in eastbound and down. Christina and Jason craziest sex. Erick: hes cutting people. So like I get the overdramatic and that makes. youre not watching it for the acting and like the story, it doesnt watch it purely for like the fun they had with all the special effects. Joe: I dont think he was a joke to anything. He was just a puppet to help them create the perfect place for their return. Erick: I could be wrong. Vivi: But as always, we hope you guys had a good time here with us. Id love that. And that shes just pissed about her mother keeps shoots in immediately and grin throws a knife, but it just hits Dave in the chest. The guy who wrote it had a podcast and like 2014 or 15 or so I was watching listened to his podcasts a lot. Its like when hes asking himself questions and answering it, dont stop. Jeffrey Ramses was a chef who became known as "Animal the Cannibal" for serving victims to his customers. Hes like Ms. Quinn, whats going on. The Funhouse Massacre streaming: where to watch online? Whos the killer clown. But she buys with the music a little bit. Erick: Right. Topics include Judy Greer as Freddy Kreuger chasing Robert Englund, wondering whether someone's smashing your head to smash Like I said, its not, I know its not a, well get into every aspect of it, but Im glad that thats the vibe. Thats why that was like cool. Waltz was literally ripping a person apart and pulling intestines out and Randall even tells Mikey to go grab some of it. They use as little CGI as possible when I feel like that shows like just a few things that were enhanced by CG. With a madman wielding a chainsaw tearing into their Mercedes from the bed of. Joe: Ive done that. While co-writers Ben Begley and Renee Dorian invest more time in fleshing out their films antagonists, The Funhouse Massacre follows a relatively boring group of rubes, including lovesick shy guy Morgan (Matt Angel) and bland love interest Laurie (Dorian), as they slowly realize that the actors playing serial killers arent just putting on a show. Ill send you guys the first 15 a mailer. If I did, I buy that the funhouse here is representative of what I might see. I like what Ive done and when we could good dive deep into, like, it was fun and weve talked about it and like, so yeah. Jim Siedow reprises his CHAINSAW 1 role of The Cook Drayton Sawyer, the harried older brother of Leatherface. Erick: a spinoff film where hes just like saving people at random points in his life that didnt expect it, but He just is surrounded by white people who. So thats comfort for me. We see groups of people going through the mazes when a kid gets killed by Walter, the group gets scared, but then starts laughing saying, theyre totally Instagramming. The Whitneys exhibition gathers iconic work from near and far to remind us how much the painter loved Gotham. Joe: Oh, I love that. And that was like, okay. Yeah. He says that Dahmer and Gacy mightve gotten all the press, but these are the ones people whisper about around the campfire. Yeah. Erick: he gives missing because hes trying so hard where Laura is like, literally like sending signals, like dude, like. plus it's got a terrific twist with its killer that makes it one worth seeking out." - Charles Webb, MTV Director Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Lifeforce) pays affectionate tribute to various classic horror movies in thi Is it not? He gets interrupted by manual, who says the idea was never his and that he and Quinn had been planning it for a long time. Thats all I wrote what I mean? Yeah. Joe: I just love the amount of kills they cram in. From $ 29.99 The Funhouse Massacre Dollface Enamel Pin. Like when I think about certain podcasts, Im like, oh man, like, itd be so tough to go on there because they know so many names and like a ton about horror. All rights reserved. No security was Jeffrey. They should have put. Joe: Yeah. yeah, no, hes a complete, I totally get what youre fucking tired because I always forget those. Okay. And theyve really been killing people all evening. Meanwhile, the group is in the back of Gerardos car, talking about the sh shit-faced scaler talking about the stitch face killer saying she stitched their eyeballs and mouth shut. StarringRobert Englund Jere Burns Scottie Thompson Ben Begley Leigh Parker Directed byAndy Palmer I was at Halloween. He says hes doctor who? Like, it was weird today watching it uh, and having like the windows open and its spring and Im like, Ooh, do we have the pumpkin like alcohol out? She stays behind and she says she hates Halloween in a very dramatic way. We follow three sets of people; a group of work friends that close shop early to check out the town's new Funhouse, a set of notorious serial killers that escape captivity to murder the townsfolk in . Erick: Yeah. Its better than I expected with movies of this style. By MarquisImages. And what I like about it too, is. The Funhouse Massacre (2015) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Palmer Writing Credits (in alphabetical order) Cast (in credits order) Produced by Music by Chad Rehmann Cinematography by Filip Vandewal Casting By Emily Schweber Costume Design by Meghan Anderson Makeup Department Production Management I love funny background actors because theyre probably all the crew members. And the assistant turned the corner in amaze and get scared by a clown. He was like, yeah. Im terrible with anime. [2], Noel Nurray writing for the Los Angeles Times said the film "sports inventive gore effects and character design" but "nothing all that shocking or scary happens, as the minimal story quickly devolves into one methodical murder after another their effect blunted by the jokey tone. Jokes and jokes back. Joe: No, no, you guys are safe with your dog with lucky. Erick: I feel like in this movie a lot, I felt like there was references and jokes to things that I was missing and. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Your email address will not be published. We just mentioned it on a discord and I think people were like, oh yeah, just barely heard about this from you. Joe: Its funny too. I guess I always find like the cartoon violence. I was looking for a hard game that wasnt like too hard and that was like the perfect level. Erick: seen for sure. Joe: actually. You know, like why? I dont know. But they already know in there. Every month. When Morgan says five or six, she says, wow, were going to need backup and hands Morgan, a gun like a civilian, gun. Dollface attacks Kate. Be the first one to write a review. I thought thats the next scene is hilarious because shes trapped to the table with saran wrap. She kisses him. Joe: yeah. DOWNLOAD OPTIONS download 1 file . than the, the pool scene in Showgirls. Do you want, So yeah, I think Ive revealed my hand a lot. Share to Tumblr. and shes like, okay, like, we can hang out alone. Look it just engulfs anything. Joe: make, I hope I wouldnt make them, but you guys could judge me on your own accord. Just out of nowhere, back in the kitchen drawer to a Jeffrey, continued the fight until finally they team up and shoved Jeffreys face onto a stove actually works. I feel like everyone weve had on has been super pretty fun. Erick: No, she literally walked away after kissing me and went and grabbed her keys. You need a couple of podcasts. Erick: We see more killings in the crowd, including a scene of a kid getting his head pulled off by Rocco, Laurie and the other two, make it out of the maze. Joe: and shes dirt. Yeah. Ive Ive watched so many low budget, bad, like movies for fun you know, just to rip on, but I dont talk about them on camera. I think he was just like, heres this gross scene? The first is a commentary track featuring Palmer, Gains and Howard. And Id probably take a break. . So I kind of came in with like a heavy knowledge of it. I love that. He dies. Erick: Yeah. This was not meant to be a bloodbath, and thats a respectable choice. When I noticed Rocco come around the corner, Ronald says this weird thing about the fear of clowns being the subverting of what used to be a happy childhood memory and is about to say this clown is pretty cool when Rocco just lifts them up and throws them at the ground so hard. The guy who runs it got hired to be one of the talking heads on cursed films and as a wizard of Oz expert. Oh, cool. Erick: fun though, because if shes like, I mean, it almost sounds like Christina told the director, like, no fucking get out of here. The friends find themselves cornered when they discover the front gate to the park is chained shut. At The end, do? Interview With the Vampire 2 hr 3 mins A sombre vampire mesmerises a young reporter with the story of his ghastly transformation from grieving aristocrat to immortal monster, beginning in. Shes very casual about that. There are no reviews yet. So thats actually been comforting. What joke? It was like a little kid, like watching, like keeping timing. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various. The film opens on Halloween Night, with reporter Ms. Eileen Quinn (Candice De Visser) threatening to expose the prison in the middle of town that is being kept secret from the surrounding residents unless the Warden (Robert Englund, doing his usual 5 minute . Yeah. And he was like, oh, how many people were at the screening? Erick: We got an awkward exchange between Lori and Morgan, who keeps trying to say they can go together. Like she does really well as Lori and I do like her character. So they, they smashed you know, a fake head and then they imposed his face over it to make it that seamless.

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